09 October 2005

Jeff's dancing guide for a brazilian family birthday party

  1. Don't wear sandals!
  2. Bring an extra pair of dancing legs (bring two more if it is a samba party)
  3. Watch out for large women in heels (they may kick you in the stomach), and 80+ year old women with facial hair (they love to freak dance and kiss)
  4. If you are a gringo that likes to dance, be ready to be the life of the party!
  5. Don't try to dance with the cute girl in the corner... she has a big black boyfriend. But don't worry if you do, because he is chill as long as your intentions are pure.
  6. Be ready to answer some pretty direct questions about your intentions.
  7. Learn basic steps to Samba, Forró, Hip-Hop, Disco, and Swing (!)
  8. Be ready to show what you got at anytime in front of everybody; you will be asked to show your stuff.

1 comment:

Philip said...

Guerlain gave me the unofficial you're going to brazil talk. oh man, the whole be ready to show what you got might get me into alot of trouble. hahaha.